oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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