i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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