You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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