That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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