? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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