the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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