i don't like sucking hair
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So vagazzling was a success
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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