I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
How does one acquire holy water?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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