have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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