it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
high people should be assigned attendants
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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