But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
