yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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