I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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