Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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