I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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