I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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