oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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