when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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