we're blogging at a bar
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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