dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My legs feel like baby dolphins
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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