Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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