I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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