ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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