I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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