he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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