He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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