it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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