yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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