Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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