He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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