Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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