Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
My penis needs a shock collar
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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