I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
