And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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