note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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