Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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