You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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