i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
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