YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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