then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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