I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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