My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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