You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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