Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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