singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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