look no pants
you would pick up someone in the library
you will always have a special place in my vag
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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