She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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