am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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