And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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