I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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