is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
