how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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