my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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