it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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