Having a random hookup so left but love u
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Randomize
