Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
