I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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