when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
