he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
