you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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